Malice Aforethought: If you get straight D's in law school LexisNexis will still hire you.

I simply must agree with this post--except I would change it to Westlaw...last night I printed a bunch of stuff from my apartment to the Westlaw printer in the library.
When I stopped to pick it up this morning I couldn't find it anywhere...it was not in the stacks alphabetically like it normally is. After looking around for like 10 minutes I finally realized the mistake...they had written my name down as "Jennifer." This might be understandable if my name was even close to Jennifer...but my name is only five letters and doesn't even start with a J!