Wash Your Car

Maybe this is because I grew up in the suburbs...but when I say I am going to "wash my car" I mean that I am going to break out the hose and a bucket and wash the car by hand in my driveway. I will use dish soap and warm water and ajax on my tires. I will use Windex and paper towels on the windows and the vaccum cleaner on the floors.

When I say I am going to wash my car...that does not mean I am going to pay 9 bucks for a half assed rinse at some overpriced drivethrough "car wash".